Novelty Fun Apron: Definitely not a murderer!
Do you ever get super paranoid and just assume everyone you meet is a murderer?
Wouldn’t it be easier if they all wore big signs so you can just avoid being another statistic?
Help stop the confusion by wearing your label scrolled across your chest because that will definitely make social situations way less awkward.
"Definitely not a murderer!" Novelty Apron by Build Your Own Best Furry Friend.
Great Gift Ideas - Show them how much you love True Crime!
Trust Our Quality - Made of 100% poly twill, these durable, functional for almost any situation aprons, are a perfect camp kitchen gift!
White, Black Neck Strap and Matching Waist Strap - Machine Wash - Cold Water - Gentle Cycle - Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed - Tumble Dry low.
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